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MasterCalaelen
06-25-2009, 10:45 PM
It has just been confirmed, he passed away just now after suffering a cardiac arrest.

So passes a legend.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/25/michael.jackson/index.html
donutX
06-25-2009, 11:21 PM
by legend you mean pedophile?
Andeh
06-26-2009, 12:04 AM
Kiddie Fiddlin' human doll.

Still, he made Beat it...
Venom
06-26-2009, 12:32 AM
anyone who molests children deserves to die, good riddance.
Trip
06-26-2009, 05:50 AM
Heard he died eating a 12 year old weiner
Darthwraak
06-26-2009, 09:37 AM
Love his music, absolutely disgusted at what he has turned into over the last 20 years
nickp
06-26-2009, 02:48 PM
MamaSayMamaSaMamaHooSa!!! He was the best!
Andeh
06-27-2009, 10:23 AM
McDonalds are doing a tribute burger called the McJackson, its 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns
AlienMouse
06-27-2009, 01:25 PM
They are turning his body into legos since he was 90% plastic to begin with, so now he can have little boys play with him all day and everybody is happy.
LEX707
06-27-2009, 02:26 PM
I'm gonna crank my stereo up, put "I'll Be There" on repeat, and drink MGD 64 til I pass out.
Jay
06-27-2009, 05:50 PM
They are turning his body into legos since he was 90% plastic to begin with, so now he can have little boys play with him all day and everybody is happy.

I heard he wasnt being buried or cremated but turned into shopping bags. That way he can stay white, plastic, and still dangerous for little kids to play with.
Darthwraak
06-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Whats the difference between MJ and Walk Disney? Walt Disney can still touch kids
Darthwraak
07-06-2009, 08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Am67-Sew7k
Appollian
07-06-2009, 10:47 PM
LMAO that video is hilarious
Fortress
07-07-2009, 01:38 AM
Omfg he lives
Appollian
07-07-2009, 04:54 PM
More proof of his existence!

http://www.spike.com/blog/cnn-ghastly-gaffe/82853
SoD
07-07-2009, 07:26 PM
I heard he wasnt being buried or cremated but turned into shopping bags. That way he can stay white, plastic, and still dangerous for little kids to play with.

whats the difference between alex ferguson and michael jackson? feruson will be playing gigs in august

reports suggest michael jackson suffered the heart attack when he tripped over a pram but police are refusin to blame it on the buggie!

please stop all the jokes im deepyl offended by them. michael jackson touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand

new evidence suggests that jacko's heart attack was brought on by his discovering boys 2 men is not a delivery service

michael jacksons girlfriend has just given her first interview after his death. she says that shes nver been as sad since the time her parents left her in Portugal.....

6 year old violin star maxwell jarvis has been confirmed to play at michael jacksons funeral. seems appropriate to hav a kiddie fiddler to see him off
Jay
07-07-2009, 07:50 PM
Sod.. lol..
SoD
07-07-2009, 11:15 PM
lol I think most of those got txt to my phone before it was even confirmed he was dead